Monday, February 14, 2011

Canadian Telephone Directory

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It makes little sense to spend 1.2 million euros in the show of the Goya, build a tent for the pre-show in front of the Palacio Real, spend five hours to be arreglándote great and then you interview the reporters in Spain Direct. I'm not back, Mario.


would you say to Carmen Machi (and I can not stand her), "because we are not accustomed to seeing beautiful ...." Cease to Javier de la Torre (and that the same thing) with words in the mouth because it gets Bardem, Botox and then connect to a restaurant to make a recipe as it says the formula for the program. Massiel invite all years and all wearing the same dress. Including a story about neighbors who live in the Plaza de Oriente and see the carpet with binoculars. An actress says the secret of beauty are licking your dog (but not French). The new it-girl of Almodovar says she "had ponido all dressed" (without being suburban). Have not learned two phrases to promote your movie and stay more on target than you are, Pilar López de Ayala. Rossy de Palma that you impose on her friend's makeup in the interview because it leaves the chichi. A picture.

funnest thing is to comment on the outfits Goyas and glamor, but while TVE does not understand this, go bad.

course is worse TV3 where, instead of giving the news with dignity and elegance, have spent two hours talking about the lack of standardization and abused it is the Catalan language in Madrid. Helloooooou, if you are the first that you have not broken the news in a standardized manner. So no wonder that until they return to resign a director of a film nominated never again win another film in Catalan.

I do not know how many millions of viewers at least for English cinema.

Here are some suggestions for script to bring more viewers to the halls:

"Case Gurtel "cross-action film" The Bourne Identity "and" Charlie's Angels "with Penelope Cruz, Paz Vega and Elsa Pataki as a secret agent working under the orders of Garzón, played by Sergi Lopez. Mario Casas plays the son of the Whiskers.

"Mato" plan complaint movie "Erin Brockovich" with Belén Rueda Belén Esteban making goes blind and becomes an activist bullfighting, directed by Leon de Aranoa. Mario Casas is teaching bullfighting in Ronda for Cayetano prepare your paper.

"All About My Mother 2": enough of both Torrente. The fat child thins and Candela Peña transvestite ago, and son Cruz Pelélope seropositive cure because it is not cured with their mother. The Agrado is an actress of monologues that just will not take off and sometimes wears whore and leaves the field because she misses the beatings. In one of those beatings Manolita again find that there is superheavy looking for his son, played by Mario Casas.

"Frankspain" Sánchez Arévalo specializes only in animated films and directed a 3D version of the classic novel with pictures of his father. Mario Casas is one of the voices.

"What was the Violetera?" Mourning interpretive and Sara Montiel Cher music from Alberto Churches disheveled and address of a disheveled Amenábar too. The two fight over pizza, played by Mario Casas.

"Madrid-Barcelona" crossing stories set in both cities, led by the most representative directors on both sides. It involves the directing debut of Mario Casas.

"goal G" melodrama about a gay Barça played by Javier Bardem to learn Catalan and cameos by famous players. Mario Casas charnego makes her boyfriend.

"The balcony of the moon ': remake of the original, played by Naywa Nimri, Cristina Rosenvinge and Leonor Watling, who sing their own songs set in the Madrid de los Austrias today. Mario Casas Leonor thief boyfriend who dies in the end. Ramón Salazar directed.

"Divinely" plan historical biopic "The king's speech" on Luis Escobar and the big time Joy Eslava. Directed by Mark Ordonez and starring the president of this our community and Mario Casas in the role of his servant / driver.

"destitution" horror thriller about three exactrices who kidnap a famous movie director who dresses as Abraham Garcia and tortured to make them write a movie. Performed by Loles, Bibi, Ross and Peter doing for themselves. The producer wants to include Mario Houses, but the three have said that neither mijita.

"Internet killed the movie star" crossroads of the social network and The Day of the Beast, directed by Álex de la Iglesia and starring the Ramoncín, the Sind, Bollaín and Casas.

"Room in Paris" soft-porn movie directory with Quim Gutiérrez and Mario Casas, directed by Julio Medem.

"What I have left to live": adapting the novel by Elvira Lindo, written, starring and directed by herself, and Jane Doe in the role of the child.

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